It's A Grand Ole Time

TODAY I STARTED MY NEW JOB! I am no longer a cast member at Typhoon Lagoon(Pause for a moment of silence).......now moving on. I really do miss Typhoon but I wanted to tell you and show where I am working now. Are you ready for this? I dont think you are. At all. I sure wasnt. Ready? Set. Reveal!



Ok. So here is what I learned today. People have too much money. Let me just tell you about my new home, the Grand Floridian. The Grand Floridian is a resort and spa that is modeled after a Victorian Era House by the Seas. It looks like the Titanic when you walk in. It is beautiful.

One Night at the Grand can range anywhere from $400.00 a night to $4000.00 a night. WHAT IN THE ROUND WORLD? Are people insane. $4000 to sleep somewhere(Yes you are reading that right four-thousand). Ok. So that is for room alone. Lets talk about fun stuff.

I went on a yacht today. Would you like to know how much it cost for ONE HOUR to rent this yacht? Well whether you answered yes or no I am going to tell you. $45o. ONE HOUR for $450. I will swim you around on my back for an hour for $100. Please and thank you. So lets rethink this.

If you rent the cheapest room for ONE night and the yacht for ONE hour. Your total is already at $840 (before tax). You can also rent sail boats, speed racers, and other marina things.
We have a spa and gym that is open 24 hours a day. Two pools with bars. A beach with hammocks and cabanas. Tennis Courts. Shopping....oh let me tell you about shopping and food.

Food: I am working at Gasperillas. It's quick service still and we have arcade games and all kinds of fun stuff. Here is a list of the other restaurants:

Grand Flordian Cafe: It quick service dining. American cuisine. To be exact(aka Hamburgers)

1900 Park Fare: Character Dining: Breakfast Mary Poppins, Tigger, Pooh, Eeyore, and other characters. Supper(night meal) you eat with Cinderella, Prince Charming, The Ugly Step-Sisters and the Evil Step Mother. Both of these meals are a buffet.

Tea: At the Perfectly Princess Tea Party. There is a mother-daughter tea with Alice and the Mad Hatter. At the end of the tea, there is a parade for all of the Princesses.

Citricos: Upper Scale Mediterranean dining. This is still kid friendly but it is more for adults.

Narcoossee: Upper Scale Steak and Seafood. This is on the bay looking at Magic Kingdom. :)

AND FOR THE GRAND(no pun intended) FINALE:
Victoria's & Alberts: The starting price for this is $120 a person. There is a formal where(ball gowns and tux) dress code. There is a age limitation on this resturaunt.

WELCOME: Am I in a ritzy hotel or what? I feel so out of place. Haha. Oh me. This Country-Bumpkin is going to have a lot of getting use too. :) Anyways Ill update you on the shopping part later.

Have a Magical Night :)

PS Here is a link so you can look more at the
GRAND FLORIDIAN

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Things I love Thursday

So I have done quotes and pick up lines so now that leaves CORNY JOKES!

• 2 guys walked into a bar; the third one ducked.
• (You might have to read this one a couple of times)How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
• What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milk dud!
• What kind of horses go out after night?-Nightmares
• Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens-Cause they kept sayin Bach Bach Bach
• What do evil chickens lay?-Deviled eggs
• Why did the pig want to become an actor?-Cause he was a big ham!
• When Chicken Little was killed at the playground, what did the police put on their report?-There had been fowl play
• What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?-Swimming Trunks
• Why do male deer need braces?-Because they have buck-teeth
• What is the best way to carve wood?-Whittle by whittle
• What did the bedspread say to the sheet?-I've got you covered.
• How many psychologist does it take to change a lightbulb?-One. but it really has to want to change
• If a couple is two, and three a crowd. What are four and five?-Nine
• What kind of jokes do vegtables like most?-Corny ones!

Ok, ok. I'll stop. I've put you through enough! I hope you have a great day.

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Im making up for being a bad blogger....

Im making up for copying the information about me from facebook, and using it as my blog. BUT in MY DEFENSE, I am the same no matter what site the information is on. AND I would like to point out it is you NONBLOGGERS that are making the complaints. Just Saying.

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Bienvenidos Nosotros Somos Amigos

Hello Dear Readers and Fellow Bloggers.
How are you doing? I realized I havent told you much about me. Most of you know me, but here are some tid-bits about me. .

• I am a Christian. That is the main thing about me; I try to let it show in my actions and thoughts.
• I absoultely miss FHU with everything inside of me, but I think the decision I made was for the best in the long run
• I love to play card games especially Rook! I could play all day and all night and not get sick of it.
• I could at one point in my life play the flute, saxaphone, and piano.
• When I was in the 6th grade I was in a wheel chair for a little while because the ball and socket joint in my hip came apart because I was growing to fast. I went to see NSYNC when i was in the wheelchair. Thanks Brittany for pushing me up the ramps!
• I absoultely hate JELLO. It petrifies me. Yes, I am scared of a food. Just ask Haylee and DJ!
• I love to laugh!
• If I have an items of different color I prefer they be in ROYGBIV. I eat m and ms and skittles in ROYGBIV.
• I want to be a medical mission nurse if I never get married.( and i Dont want to get married)
  
• I am a aunt of the precious nephews Canaan (4), Wyatt(2), and Westin (1). All by the same parents. I am an adopted aunt of Mady! WAHOO!
• I have no sisters. My older brother is 12 years older than me BUT we have the same birthday. My little brother is 2 years younger.
• If I could do one thing for the rest of my life it would be decorate cakes. I think it is so much fun to do! If it didnt cost so much I would go back to culinary school and be a pastry chef.
• I write songs.
• I have wonderful friends and family, without them I wouldnt be who I am today.
• I miss my roommate, Amy squared!
• I want to live in Middle Tennessee when I get out of school.
• I used to show cows. Polled Hereford to be exact. It was so much fun!
• There are two things that can make me tear up everytime I see them: Broadways and UT Sports! I know thats dorky, but only when I watch them live!
• I do NOT like to cry. I feel like a baby, and I dont really see a point. I still do it occasionally, but I hate it when I do it.
• I love to read.
• My favorite movie is Remember the Titans.
• When I eat popcorn, my choice of drink is Milk! BUT if I could have only one drink for the rest of my life it would be SUN DROP! Nothing in the world taste better than a Sun Drop in a glass bottle

ok thats all for the night!

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