Things I love Thursday

So I have done quotes and pick up lines so now that leaves CORNY JOKES!

• 2 guys walked into a bar; the third one ducked.
• (You might have to read this one a couple of times)How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
• What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milk dud!
• What kind of horses go out after night?-Nightmares
• Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens-Cause they kept sayin Bach Bach Bach
• What do evil chickens lay?-Deviled eggs
• Why did the pig want to become an actor?-Cause he was a big ham!
• When Chicken Little was killed at the playground, what did the police put on their report?-There had been fowl play
• What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?-Swimming Trunks
• Why do male deer need braces?-Because they have buck-teeth
• What is the best way to carve wood?-Whittle by whittle
• What did the bedspread say to the sheet?-I've got you covered.
• How many psychologist does it take to change a lightbulb?-One. but it really has to want to change
• If a couple is two, and three a crowd. What are four and five?-Nine
• What kind of jokes do vegtables like most?-Corny ones!

Ok, ok. I'll stop. I've put you through enough! I hope you have a great day.

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Im making up for being a bad blogger....

Im making up for copying the information about me from facebook, and using it as my blog. BUT in MY DEFENSE, I am the same no matter what site the information is on. AND I would like to point out it is you NONBLOGGERS that are making the complaints. Just Saying.

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Bienvenidos Nosotros Somos Amigos

Hello Dear Readers and Fellow Bloggers.
How are you doing? I realized I havent told you much about me. Most of you know me, but here are some tid-bits about me. .

• I am a Christian. That is the main thing about me; I try to let it show in my actions and thoughts.
• I absoultely miss FHU with everything inside of me, but I think the decision I made was for the best in the long run
• I love to play card games especially Rook! I could play all day and all night and not get sick of it.
• I could at one point in my life play the flute, saxaphone, and piano.
• When I was in the 6th grade I was in a wheel chair for a little while because the ball and socket joint in my hip came apart because I was growing to fast. I went to see NSYNC when i was in the wheelchair. Thanks Brittany for pushing me up the ramps!
• I absoultely hate JELLO. It petrifies me. Yes, I am scared of a food. Just ask Haylee and DJ!
• I love to laugh!
• If I have an items of different color I prefer they be in ROYGBIV. I eat m and ms and skittles in ROYGBIV.
• I want to be a medical mission nurse if I never get married.( and i Dont want to get married)
  
• I am a aunt of the precious nephews Canaan (4), Wyatt(2), and Westin (1). All by the same parents. I am an adopted aunt of Mady! WAHOO!
• I have no sisters. My older brother is 12 years older than me BUT we have the same birthday. My little brother is 2 years younger.
• If I could do one thing for the rest of my life it would be decorate cakes. I think it is so much fun to do! If it didnt cost so much I would go back to culinary school and be a pastry chef.
• I write songs.
• I have wonderful friends and family, without them I wouldnt be who I am today.
• I miss my roommate, Amy squared!
• I want to live in Middle Tennessee when I get out of school.
• I used to show cows. Polled Hereford to be exact. It was so much fun!
• There are two things that can make me tear up everytime I see them: Broadways and UT Sports! I know thats dorky, but only when I watch them live!
• I do NOT like to cry. I feel like a baby, and I dont really see a point. I still do it occasionally, but I hate it when I do it.
• I love to read.
• My favorite movie is Remember the Titans.
• When I eat popcorn, my choice of drink is Milk! BUT if I could have only one drink for the rest of my life it would be SUN DROP! Nothing in the world taste better than a Sun Drop in a glass bottle

ok thats all for the night!

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Things I love Thursday:

Ok. So I mentioned that I love quotes in this blog. I have a journal that I bought at Wal-Mart a year or so ago, and now I write any good quote in that. So today I decided to share some of my quotes with you.

• A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth -Will Rogers
• The hardest thing in life is knowing which bridge to cross and which to burn-David Russell
• A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men-Unknown
• If everyone is thinking alike somebody isnt thinking- General George Patton
• Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler-Albert Einstein
  
• Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and abnormalities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old non-sense-Ralph Waldo Emerson
  
• Darkness cannot drive out; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that-MLKJ
• Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever
• A pessimistic sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimistic sees the opportunity in every difficulty- Sir Winston Churchill
• God is more concerned with us being holy than us being happy-Randy Wells(my Papa)

There are 10 little quotes for yoU!

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