☆ Amy's Adventures☆: Things I love Thursday

So I have done quotes and pick up lines so now that leaves CORNY JOKES!

2 guys walked into a bar; the third one ducked.
(You might have to read this one a couple of times)How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milk dud!
What kind of horses go out after night?-Nightmares
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens-Cause they kept sayin Bach Bach Bach
What do evil chickens lay?-Deviled eggs
Why did the pig want to become an actor?-Cause he was a big ham!
When Chicken Little was killed at the playground, what did the police put on their report?-There had been fowl play
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?-Swimming Trunks
Why do male deer need braces?-Because they have buck-teeth
What is the best way to carve wood?-Whittle by whittle
What did the bedspread say to the sheet?-I've got you covered.
How many psychologist does it take to change a lightbulb?-One. but it really has to want to change
If a couple is two, and three a crowd. What are four and five?-Nine
What kind of jokes do vegtables like most?-Corny ones!