Caution This Contains Corny!!
>> Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Ok! So one of my favorite things in the world is corny pick up lines. I was going to save this post for Things I love Thursdays, but I can contain myself! So here are some of my favorite corny pick-up lines!!
- Are you a broom....because you have swept me off my feet.
- How much does a Polar Bear Weigh?....enough to break the ice. Hi my name is Amy!
- Are you a library book?....Cause I want to check you out.
- If they named a hamburger after you it would be called the McGorgeous.
- Did it hurt....When you fell from heaven.
- Is your name Visa? Cause you are everywhere I want to be.
- What's your number? I lost mine
- That's a nice shirt....can I talk you out of it.
- Do your feet hurt?....Cause you have been running through my mind.
- Can you help me I'm lost....in your eyes.
- I hurt all over....Because, Baby, I've fallen hard for you!
- Hey baby, you must be a light switch cause everytime I see you, you turn me on!
- Do you believe in love at first sight....or should I walk by again?
These are just a few. I could read these all day long and not get tired of it. I hope you got a chuckle or two out of these.
4 comments:
you know how i feel about pick up lines. thanks for thisssss. :)
Hilarious! Thanks for the good laugh. The one about heaven is frequently used at Christian colleges! ;-)
-do you have a bandaid? bc i just scraped my knees falling for you!
-help somethings wrong with my eyes! i just can't take them off you.
-you're like a dictionary-you add meaning to my life!
-your so hot you melt the plastic off my underwear!
-if i could re-write the alphabet i'd put U and I together
-are you a parking ticket? bc you've got fine written all over ya!
ok i'll stop............
love, not abby
hahahahha.. those are TERRIBLE! my husband would like that light switch one since he's an electrician ;)
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